Me: "Umm. Hi. Hello. My name's Paul, and I'm addicted to High Elves.
Group: "Hi Paul!"
Me: "So.... I've been keeping hold of the High Elf army I started when I was 14 and got the WFB4 Box Set, you know the one with all the chunky monopose archers and spearmen that most people hate?"
Group: "Uh huh, yeah, we do, carry on Paul. You are doing great."
Me: "Umm. Thanks everyone. Well, you see, it gets worse. I'm fixated on this concept of painting a whole host of Caledor themed High Elves, in the same shiny metallic green and primary colours as I did when I was 14! Gah! There. I said it..."
Group: *polie and supportive applause* "Well done Paul. That can't have been easy."
Me: "No. No it wasn't. So, can you guys help me kick the habbit? Can you help me get off the High Elf monopose plastic crack!?"
Group: "Hell no! We are going to enable you and facilitate even more painting of High Elves in garish primary colours!!!"
Me: "Wait... What!?"
*Chanting growing in the back ground* "One of us! One of us! One of us!"
And that, dear reader, is almost exactly how it happened.
My indoctrination into the online cult masquerading as a self help group known as High Elves Anonymous (fallen brethren welcome), came swiftly after it became clear that there were a number of us fellow Elf Nuts (sorry/not sorry) taking part in the Tale of Middlehammer Gamers monthly challenges via the Middlehammer facebook group. September's challenge was to pledge a number of minis towards whatever force you are currently (or, rather should be!) working on, and I pledged 4 Archers (to 'complete' a unit of 26), a Silver Helm Standard Bearer (to 'complete' a unit of 10), and Prince Tyrion on his war pony Malhandir- following on from August's Procrastinators Challenge this seemed an apt choice seeing as I have owned Tyrion for just over 20 years, but have always been too scared to paint him!
|Here we can see my September pledges at the start of the month|
|I must confess that I had some help with this project from Son #1, although he did think they should be more worried about the Snotling invasion on the other side of the table!|
As I mentioned, I'm commited to completing the 4th Edition (blurring into 5th edition) High Elf Army I dreamed of and indeed started all the way back when I was 14. The thing is that means working with a pretty bold colour scheme, and incorporating paint jobs like this...
|Why do you look so alarmed Mr Spearman? Is it your lack of ink wash making you feel naked and unfinished? No....?|
|Oh, it's because of the garish colour scheme on this archer! I don't know what the hell is going on here. The colours on the wings on the quiver are like the Jamaican fla.... Oh wait, yes I do.|
|Even the Silver Helms in Caledor love their vintage citadel Glistening Green scale mail|
|I have a shield related issue to address at some point. Too many elves and not enough shields. Once I know what my plan is across the whole force then I will come back and sort out the shields, but for now they remain blank.|
|Here he is with his nine Horse Bros. There are more in a shoe box somewhere for another unit at some point....|
|Well sort of good. Missing two of the five essential food groups - nuts and crisps, but what you can't see here is that I had a Cheese and Salt and Vinegar crisp sandwich first. So this was desert. I'm not an animal.|
|I have to say I was pretty chuffed with that!|
|High Elf Runes|
|I added a blue trim to the bottom of the cloth, but other than that have left it as a block of white. It is a High Elf war pony after all!|
|I regularly put the two parts of the model together to check how the colour balance was going, especially before opting for a dark blue cloak which I knew was going to give Tyrion a much darker aspect than is traditional.|
|The blue cape was balanced out by a blue sword, with the flesh was given a purple wash to continue the darker look|
Credit and many thanks then to Anna B who advised using the same red-orange fade as for the head pieces, which you can see in the finished pictures below. She was not wrong! Indeed huge thanks to all in the High Elves Anonymous (fallen brethren welcome) support group both for their encouragement and valuable Elven lore!
|Tyrion and Malhandir are sporting this season's must have his and horse matching head gear...|
|What the hell is that thing? It's got a Dragon's head and an eagles wings. It's not a Griffin, it's not a Phoenix. What the hell is it!?|
|I've just realised I paint my fantasy horses without horse shoes... Huh. Might have to address that.|
|Group shot of the September pledges|
The ToMG theme for
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